DEFINITION OF RAPE
Define Rape: It is an operation without co-operation for the insertion of erection in to depression without permission for the production of future generation.DEGREES OF GIRLS
Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Society
MBA:Married But Available.....A GIRL IS SAID TO BE GROWN UP WHEN
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
TODAY ITS COLL TO HAV...
Today its cool to have small schools and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then U my friend will be THE MAN!!
WE ALL LOVE TO SPEND...
We all love 2 spend lots of money buying new clothes but never realise that some of d best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes hahaha.....
A JUDGE CHARGED Rs.1102 FINE
A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE.
Accused asked why Rs.1102?
Judge replied: Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment tax!
A BOY DONATED BLOOD TO HIS GF
A boy donated blood to his Girl friend.
After 5 days he wanted his blood back.His GF threw a used whisper at him & said I will give u in monthly instalments .
DO YOU LIKE MATHS
Do U lik maths?
If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes,divide your legs and we can multiply!
I ONLY HAV SEX ON...
I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanks giving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!
BOOBS AND PENIS
Elephant to Camel "Why do u hav boobs on your back?"
The camel replied "thats a fucking gud question frm some1 with a penis on his face!"
INZI JOKE
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah HirRahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance.
MAN PAY Rs.10,000 TO A PROSTITUTE...
Man pay Rs10,000 to a Prostitute but she runs away.
He puts an ad in newspaper: If anyone finds sexy girl,in white top &red skirt,Fuck her,SHE is PREPAID..!
**VERY NAUGHTY SON
Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant.
Dr: how?
Father: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS.
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