Thursday, May 16, 2013

Boys Girls SMS

Boy: I love u.
Girl: I hate you.
Boy: Why this kolavari kolavari kolavari di.
Girl: Ok ok i love u too but pls dont sing this song yaar.





LOFER Aur OFFER mein kya fark hai?

Agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare toh LOFER.
Aur
Koi ladki ladke ko propose kare to OFFER.





Girl: Dua karo main Fail ho jaun..

Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Dad ne kaha hai ke..
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE Aur
Fail Ho gayi to Shadi karwa dunga ;) !!!





Mud mud kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.





Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz
karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!!!

1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..
3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.
4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan?
5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..
6th Hour: I?m sorry, I?ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki..
7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise..

Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha.
Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..

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