SMS Buddy

2008-07-01T22:14:00.000-07:00

Do you have a mobile phone?Do you have lots of friends, or lovers... etc? Want to make them happy, excited, and surprised? Then,why wait? We have the newest and greatest collection of pre-composed SMS Messages for you. Guarantee your friends, lovers, or family will love and can't wait to see your SMS again and again!

Love SMS Text Messages
A collection of funny,cute Love SMS text messages,love quotes,love messages especially made for lovers to send via mobile phone.

**If I had the letters "HRT",

I can add "EA" to get a "HEART"
or a "U" and get "HURT".
But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

**A B C D E FG
H I J K L M
NOP Q R S T
VW X Y Z
Did I miss any letter
oops! i miss "U"

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FRIENDSHIP SMS Text Messages
A collection of free,funny,cute Friendship SMS messages especially prepapared for those who want to send SMS messages to their girlfriends or boyfriends to express and share their feelings and make them Best Friends.

**FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,
Not what U see but how U feel, & not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

**Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 be expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry!

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MISSING YOU SMS Text Messages
Here you will find large collection of Missing You SMS text messages designed for those who missed their friends,lovers,etc.

**When I miss you, I don't have to go far ...
I just have to look inside my heart bcoz that's where I'll find U.

**In d Flower My Rose Is U,
In d Diamond My Kohinoor Is U,
In d Sky My Moon Is U,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is U,
That"s Why I Always MISS YOU.

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NAUGHTY SMS Text Messages
Large collection of Naughty SMS text Messages to send to your friends.Not too rude in nature,send it to your best friends also.

**Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Inspector: Why don't u cook something else.

**Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.

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GOOD MORNING SMS Text Messages
Want to say Good Morning to your friends,lovers?,then these Good Mornging SMS Messages are for you.Here You will find large collection of funny,cute Good Morning SMS Messages.

**See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U,
Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U,
B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Wishing u..... Gud Morning ,gud Afternoon ,gud Evening & gud Night...
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I saved the money....

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GOOD NIGHT SMS Text Messages
Here You will find large collection of funny,cool Good Night SMS Messages.Say Good Night to your friends with these ones to make them your Best Friends.

**my sms: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
my sms: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
my sms: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
my sms: ur madam's lover boy.

**It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely frnd on a lovely reson at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u gud nit.Swt Drmz.

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ADULT SMS Text Messages
Large collection of SMS text messages to send them via mobile phone.

**DEFINITION OF RAPE
It is an operation without co-operation for the insertion of erection in to depression without permission for the production of future generation.

**Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Society
MBA:Married But Available.....

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FUNNY SMS Text Messages
Large collection of funny SMS jokes,funny quotes,funny SMS messages designed to sent via mobile phone.

**Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

**Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.

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GOOD LUCK SMS Text Messages
Want to send Good Luck SMS messages to your friends,lovers?then why not send them these cool,funny Good Luck SMS Messages.Here You will find large collection of funny,cool,GOOD LUCK SMS Text Messages.

**A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good Luck!

**Past is experience,
Present is experiment,
Future is expectation!!!
Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations..

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SARDAR SMS Text Messages

Large collection of funny Sardar sms text messages designed to send to your friends,lovers via mobile phone.

**sardar's girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said " Treat me like your wife"
sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!

**sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.

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Adult SMS Jokes,Messages

2008-07-01T21:26:00.000-07:00

DEFINITION OF RAPE
Define Rape: It is an operation without co-operation for the insertion of erection in to depression without permission for the production of future generation.

DEGREES OF GIRLS
Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Society
MBA:Married But Available.....

A GIRL IS SAID TO BE GROWN UP WHEN
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE
Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

TODAY ITS COLL TO HAV...
Today its cool to have small schools and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then U my friend will be THE MAN!!

WE ALL LOVE TO SPEND...
We all love 2 spend lots of money buying new clothes but never realise that some of d best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes hahaha.....

A JUDGE CHARGED Rs.1102 FINE
A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE.
Accused asked why Rs.1102?
Judge replied: Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment tax!

A BOY DONATED BLOOD TO HIS GF
A boy donated blood to his Girl friend.
After 5 days he wanted his blood back.His GF threw a used whisper at him & said I will give u in monthly instalments .

DO YOU LIKE MATHS
Do U lik maths?
If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes,divide your legs and we can multiply!

I ONLY HAV SEX ON...
I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanks giving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day!

BOOBS AND PENIS
Elephant to Camel "Why do u hav boobs on your back?"
The camel replied "thats a fucking gud question frm some1 with a penis on his face!"

INZI JOKE
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah HirRahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance.

MAN PAY Rs.10,000 TO A PROSTITUTE...
Man pay Rs10,000 to a Prostitute but she runs away.
He puts an ad in newspaper: If anyone finds sexy girl,in white top &red skirt,Fuck her,SHE is PREPAID..!

**VERY NAUGHTY SON
Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant.
Dr: how?
Father: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS.

Funny SMS Messages,jokes

2008-07-01T20:16:00.000-07:00

Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.

Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.

**Wife:Can u explain to me how this lipstick got on ur shirt collar?
Hubby:No, I really can't,I definitely remember that I took my shirt off.

**Next generation Child wil sing in school:
Twinkle twinkle litle star,
I just went 2 royal bar,
Whisky rates r up so high,
So drink a beer wth chiken fry. . ..

**WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?.
BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET ENERGY OF "BOOST".

**There is only 1 perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only 1 perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

**Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."

**I have started loving 'U'...
I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

** Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

**Father to son after exam: "let me see ur report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

**What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

**Y do men chase women they hav no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

**Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes al things work, love makes all things beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

**Husband: Today is sunday & I hav 2 enjoy it. So, i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why 3 tickets?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

**A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't bother my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

**A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

**sorry 2 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker!

Sardar SMS Messages,Jokes

2008-07-01T18:48:00.000-07:00

sardar's girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said " Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!

Two sardarji's looking at an egyptian mummy;
sardar1:luk, so many bandages pakka truck accident case;
sardar2:areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700.

sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.

**Sardar falls in love with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

**Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?
Librarian : So, U are d one who took the TelephoneDirectory....

**A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question;
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

**One tourist from America asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

**A Sardar saw a Beautiful lady,he Went and Kissed her.
Lady: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

**Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his Office Staff.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

**What is Common between : Jesus, Rama, Gandhiji & Krishna?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

**One day Sardar happened to see some guys running.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a Contest. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar.

**Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

**A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 15 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

**Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future sentence is "u will go to jail".

**Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

**Sardar wins 10 cr from Rs. 10 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 9 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 10 cr or else return my 10 Rs back.

**Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

**Someone asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

Love SMS Messages

2008-07-01T18:35:00.000-07:00

IF I HAD THE LETTERS...
If I had the letters "HRT",
I can add "EA" to get a "HEART"
or a "U" and get "HURT".
But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

GOD GAVE U...
God gave U two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give U only one heart? Cause he gave the other one to someone for U to find.

IF KISS WAS A RAINDROP...
If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!

ONE TREE CAN START A FOREST...
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!

WHEN THE NIGHT COMES...
When d night comes, look at the sky If U see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did and I found a friend like you.

LAST NIGHT...
Last night I dreamt of U. I thought of U the whole day today. I think I love U. Tomorrow I'll think of V, then W, X, Y and Z. hehe! Love's a complicated machinery. But sometimes a good screw can fix it up!

I LOVE THE 'Y'
I love the 'y'
I love the 'o'
I love the 'u'
put them together & i love 'you'

ABCDEF...
A B C D E F
G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"

I AM FEELING SOOO HAPPY...
I m feeling sooo happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

FIRST TIME I SAW YOU...
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

DEFINITION OF LOVE
L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life....

I BELIEVE THAT...
I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

I LOVE ALL THE STARS...
I luv all the stars in the sky,
but they are nothing compared to the ones in ur eyes!

I WILL DIE IF...
I am in hospital now. After 15 min, I wil be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me that I wil die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

DO U BELIEVE...
Do U believe in luv at first sight .. or do I hav to walk by again??

I LIKED MANY,BUT...
I hav liked many but luved very few.
yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A RAINY DAY...
It must hav been a rainy day when U were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying, coz it lost his most beautifull angel...!

U KNOW THAT
U know dat, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I luv & I want the whole world to know that I will never forget U!Miss U!

ROSE IS 4 BLOOD
Red is 4 blood,
blood is 4 heart ,
heart is 4 luv,
luv is 4 u and u are 4 me.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE...
Some people hav nice eyes, Some hav nice smiles & others hav nice faces..
But U hav all of them with a nice HEART…

THE ONLY THING...
The only thing we never get enough of is luv,
and the only thing we never giv enough of is luv,
Love U...

IN THE ARITHMETIC OF LOV...
In the arithmetic of lov, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

SYMPATHY CONSTITUTES...
Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.

I LOOKED AT A SWEET BEAUTIFUL ROSE...
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
and then I looked at U, and I kept looking at you,
for the rose isn't as beautiful as U.

WE CAN'NT BE TOGETHER...
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.Love U sooo much......

SENDING YOU MY BED TO...
Sending you my bed to let you rest,
pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm,
I can't sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already.
Gud nite! I love you.

WHENEVER I MISS YOU...
Wenever I miss U, I wont luk 4 u in my dreams or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across my chest & I feel U!

I WILL STAND HERE 4EVER...
I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
coz u r my 4ever, and 4ever always waits.....

DON'T WAIT...
Don't wait until it's too late to tel some1 how much you luv, how much you care. coz,wen they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

ONE DAY YOU WILL ASK ME...
One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?"
I'll say "my life" & u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.

I'M LOOKING 4 A WORD...
I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a whole new word.
I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat nobody knows.
I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat says...dat you are the best !!!

TALK TO ME WHEN...
TaLk 2 me wen i'm boReD, kiSS me wen i'm saD,
hug me wen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, luv me When i'm sTill Alive.

FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU...
Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
Luv u raaaa...

THEY SAY U ONLY FALL IN LOVE...
They say U only fall in luv once, it can't be true.
Every time I luk at U, I fall in luv all over again.

FOR YOU SEE...
For U see, each day I love you more,
today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

YOU WHO SEEK AN END...
You who seek an end of love, love yields to business: be busy, and you will be safe.

YOU NEEDN'T LUV...
You needn’t luv Ur enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

U DON'T MARRY SOME1...
You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.

I BELIEVE THAT...
I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

IT'S HARD TO FIND SOME1 WHOM...
It’s hard to find some1 whom U truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

WORLD IS CRUEL
WOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

U SHOWED ME HOW IT IS...
U showed me how it is to be loved. Now I know wat really luv is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.

THERE ARE 12 MONTHS...
There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...
but only one like you in a lifetime.

IF I
If I can change the alphabets, I wil put U and I together!

CELLPHONES CAN BE...
Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always hav to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!

IF YOU'RE FEELING...
If you're feeling lonely and U think there is nobody there to luv, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with U.Love U so much...

THEY TOLD ME...
They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.

I DON'T WANT TO SAY...
I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.

EACH AND EVERY PART OF ME...
Each and Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you!

WHEN YOU LOVE...
When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.

NOBODY TELLS ...
Nobody tells fish to swim,
birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do.
Just lik nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!

DON'T REGRET WHAT YOU...
Don't regret wat you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

LAST NIGHT
Last night I looked up at the stars,
And matched each one with a reason why I love you,
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.

IF SOMEONE ASKS ME...
If someone asks me if ur good...ill say ur not...
if they say ur better ...ill say ur not..
.why shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had...

I HOPE THAT
I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

Missing You SMS Messages

2008-07-01T08:20:00.000-07:00

When I miss you, I don't have to go far ... I just have to look inside my heart bcoz that's where I'll find U.

I miss you soo much dat you're always on my mind.
I love you so much that you're always in my heart.

If every drop of rain was a thought of U,
I'd hav every storming cloud in the world inside my head and I'd still miss you.

**In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U... Miss U

**Am simple BYE make us cry,
A simple JOKE make us laugh,
simple CARE make us fall in love,
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you......

**God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold,
2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see;
But Y did he giv you only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

**The worst way to miss some1 is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't hav them.
Miss U..

**There's no Special reason for this msg,
I just want steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can mak u smile n say: I Miss U.

**Each time I miss you, a star falls down from the sky.
So, if U looked up at the sky and found it dark with no stars, it is all your fault. You made me miss you too much!

**kill me... kiss me... kick me... but never miss me.....

**Near 1's are not dear,
dear 1's are not near,
it is easy to remember the near ones,
but very difficult to forget the dear 1's.
Missing You.

**(I MISS U)are 3 words,But it take's
3 seconds to read,
3minutes to think,
3 hours to understand,
3days to demonstrate,
3weeks to explain and whole life to prove it!!!!!
Miss U.

**Message: * some text missing*
Message: * some text missing*
Sender:* Name Missing *
*Number Missing *
Sent: * Date missing *
Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

**In d Flower My Rose Is U,
In d Diamond My Kohinoor Is U,
In d Sky My Moon Is U,
I"m Only Body My Heart Is U,
That"s Why I Always MISS YOU.

**I miss u. i m without u like sky without stars; like flower without fragrance; like a heart without feelings.

**Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget 2 reply,
sometimes my msg doesn't reach u,
but it doesn"t mean I forget u. I"m just giving u time to Miss me..

**My eyes are hurting coz I can't see u,
my arms r empty coz I can't hold u,
my lips are cold coz I can't kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I'm not with u.

**ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
QRSTVWXYZ
Did I forget any letter?
YEAH, I MISS U.

Good Luck SMS Messages,Jokes

2008-07-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

SUCESSFUL MAN
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. Good Luck!

PAST - PRESENT - FUTURE
Past is experience,
Present is experiment,
Future is expectation!!!
Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations..

LUCK IS YOURS
Luck is yours
wishes are mine let's ur future b always shine,
Best of Luck!

EVERY SUNSET GIVES US ONE DAY TO LIVE......
Every sunset gives us 1 day less to live! But every sunrise give us, 1 day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!

SOFT SPEECH,CLEAN HEART...
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes,
strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love always
makes U winner,
BeSt Of LuCk.

CANDLE OF HOPE...
The candle of hope is the source of light 4 success in life so don't loose it.
Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both ur hands.Gud Luk.

MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U...
May d Angels Protect U,
May Sadness forget U,
May Goodness is around U,
& May God ALWAYS BLESS U,
Best of Luck.

TRUSTING GOD WON'T MAKE IT
Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it'll make to climb easier. Hope u'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday.

TO ACCOMPLISH G8 THINGS
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.

JOURNET OF 1000 MILES
A JOURNEY OF A 1000 MILES STARTED WITH ONLY 1 STEP.GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE 1st STEP OF UR CAREER

I WISS 4 U...
I Wish 4 " U " Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautiful and smart week."

LUCK IS NOT IN UR HANDS
Luck is not in ur hands, but work is, ur work can make ur luck, but luck can't do ur work. Gud day & Gud luck!

ALWAYS BE IN FIRST PLACE
Always try 2 b a first place winner,coz d second place winner is d first loser.

SOMETIMES...
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain, Bcoz some lessons in life are best learned through pain.Have a blessed day !

HAPPINESS IS LIKE A BUTTERFLY...
Happiness is like a butterfly" u run after it, it keeps flying away. but if u stand still , it comes and SITS on u.with best wishes& God luck.

RAIN OF SUMMER,SNOW OF...
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season giv ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.God bless u.

THE HOPE,THE STRUGGLE...
The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

FLY IN THE PLANE OF AMBITION...
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success... Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

EXAMINATION IS GARDEN...
Examation is garden success is folower god bless you power to pluck this flower.

CARE 4 THE ONE WHO...
Care 4 the one who shares with u, share with the 1 who knows u, know the 1 who MISSES u, MISS the 1 who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best

EVERY BAD SITUATION WILL HAVE...
Every bad situation will have something positive... Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good LUCK....

Good Night SMS Messages

2008-07-01T07:52:00.000-07:00

txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam's lover boy.

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ?
It contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
Hav a nice sleep, Good night!

It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely frnd on a lovely reson at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u gud nit.Swt Drmz.

Two devils came in my dreams and they said we want to disturb a nice person. so i gave ur name. But,they said that they can't disturb their boss. Gud n8.

**Take some time to smile when you're sad.. to rest wen you're tired.. to luv if you're feeling lone.. & to let go if you need to. time endures, time heals. in this life, just take some time for yourself.... gudnyt..

**The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is ur time. B'coz wen u giv sum1 ur time, You're givin them a portion of life that U never get back. Good Night Friend.

**Tiny starz shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnite,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I'm wishing u a very good night!

**Hey u!!!
() """ ()
( ' ,' ) ''' Hey u!!!
Yes u... the cute one...
holding this phone!
are you asleep? Just wanted 2 say Good Night..!

** Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can't??
c0z n0 wORds can xpress how special u are!
Gud night,Swt Drz.

**Do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind... in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Gud n8!

**As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, 4 all the gud times R urs to keep. Sweetest dreams & GudNight.

**Nobody teaches Sun to rise,
Fish to swim,birds to fly, Plant to grow,
Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Sweet Dreams..

**hey u
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep let me pray ()"""() ( -o-) ( ,(")), Dear GoD, plz,let my friend get sweet dreams, Good Night! **Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.it's a way of saying , I remember u b4 i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT..

**GOOD NIGHT
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GODBy

**No matter the sky is black or blue,
no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Good Nite!

**My sms may nt mean too much 4 you .. but to mine. it mean alot , coz its my way of showing you tat i care . good nite.

**As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt,
Gud Nite...!

**look…the moon is calling u …see d stars r shining for you..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!

**Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Sweet Drmz.

**True wealth is not a matter of bank accounts and assets. It's in the values we live and share as well as the persons we keep in touch with and care. Gud n8!

**Here r 1000 Good Night KISSES 4U, take 1 now put d other 999 under UR pillow & whenever U need 1, feel free 2 take 1, just remember its from ME... Hav a g8 nite!

Good Morning SMS Jokes

2008-07-01T02:43:00.000-07:00

Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Wishing u..... Gud Morning ,gud Afternoon ,gud Evening & gud Night.
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I saved the money....

**Happy moments Dont forget me;
Difficult moments,Trust me;
Quiet moments-Call me;
Painful moments Tell me;
Every moment-Bless me;
....Good Morning.....

**Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I wud not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........

**Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep You safe and happy all day long! Tak Care!

**The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a gud mor, hoping that U have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning!

**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!

**Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So hav a silent smile always..
Hav a nice day!

**What is Trust?Trust is a feeling tht a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it..
Gud Mor!

**Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than b4...Gud Mor!

**Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Nice day!

**Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that U may keep. May all of ur dreams and wishes come true. Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!Gud Morning!

**Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying gud mor, it has a silent message saying - I Remember U when i wake up! Hav a blessed day!

**Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.

**No one can go back & make a new beginning, but any1 can start frm now and mak a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right and ends Happy! Good Morning.

**True friends are like morning,U can"t have them whole day..,But can be sure they'll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Hav a nice day!

**I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that until someone not finds it, I won't forget U... Good Morning

**If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers,
If I get ur voice, I don't need music,
If ur with me, I don't need the world. luv you, Gud Mor!

**See outside the Window, Sun rising for U,
Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U,
Bcoz, last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Hi..right now I'm coming near to u..in the form of Sunlight. in the form of sweet breeze.in the form of gud wishes to greet u a great gud mrng!

**Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

**Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day!

**Worst thing in life? Some1 has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. Gud Day!

**Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.

**Days r empty wen I do'nt hear somthing frm u. Just a simple hello n my worries r thru. Y I feel dis? I think I hav a clue. I am glad I hav a fren like u.Hav a Nic day!

Naughty SMS Jokes

2008-07-01T02:11:00.000-07:00

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet n tight in the beginning but become tasteless n shapeless later.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

CoNgRaTs.Ur phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play it,just throw ur phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

**He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

**There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex,Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

**3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ...
1 was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

** A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives luv. Who opens her legs receives happiness.

**Sex is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven,So let's begin....

**When I was young I begged God for a bike,
but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

**A policemen arrested a prostitute, Girl: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute. Police: What r u selling. Girl:I'm selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO.

**The rain makes all things beautiful,the grass & flowers too,
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on U?

**Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

**i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry- i cry.U lauf- i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.

**I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in India, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

**Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

**Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

**Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Naughty boy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

**An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

**A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Agarwal First Class in Bed!

**A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

**After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis. He asks: Do you want more sex? She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to hav one just like it.

**Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped? Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!

**Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts? Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!

Christmas SMS

2007-09-16T23:44:00.000-07:00

Christmas is a festival of happiness and joy. Wishing you a Christmas of happiness and peace

Share your love with your near and dear ones. Merry X’Mas!

If a fat man grabs you and packs you up in a sack. Jus' Relax I requested Santa that I wanted you this Christmas. Happy X'Mas!

When Christ was born the world became beautiful and blessed. Enjoy the birth of Christ.

Faith makes the impossible - Possible, Love makes everything look beautiful, Hope makes everything work, May Christ bless you with all the three.
Merry X'Mas!

Christmas is a time when past is forgotten and present is remembered. What I hate about office parties is searching for a job the next day. Merry Christmas!

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

A peaceful night with a lone star above, a sign of love and hope. May lord shower his blessings on you. Merry X'Mas!

May your life be full of warmth and happiness. Here is wishing your X'Mas is filled with love and peace. Merry Christmas!

Here is hoping that you will have a wonderful Christmas and may Santa be extra good to you. Enjoy your X'Mas!

You are like a Christmas Candle giving itself away without making a noise. You unselfishly grow small to make people around you happy. Merry Christmas!

From heart to heart, home to home and from one place to another. May this Christmas bring us closer to one another.

Christmas may mean many things to few and few things to many but for me Christmas is the joy of watching you by my side. Merry X'Mas!

Let the sun that shines fulfill all your expectation!
Let the moon shower all its blessings on you!!
Let the rain carry all your problems away from you!!!
Let Santa make you the happiest person this X'mas.

May you always be surrounded by your loved ones for now and forever. Merry Christmas!

The only person who is blind this Christmas is one who does not have Christmas in his heart. So learn to love people around you. Merry Christmas!

Don't be worried about the size of the Christmas Tree. For children all Christmas trees are 30 feet tall. Merry Christmas!

Friendship SMS Messages,jokes

2007-08-16T19:30:00.000-07:00

FRIENDSHIP ISN'T HOW U FORGET
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

UR VALIDITY OF BEING MY FRIEND...
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

NEVER ABANDON OLD FRIENDS
Never abandon old FrIeNdS,They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

PLEASE REMIND ME
Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plz.

SOME TRUE FACTS
"SOME TRUE FACTS"
@ There is no Volcano in India.
@ No Theatres in Bhutan.
@ No Coconut trees in UP.
@ No Rain at day time in Nepal.
@ No Mosquitoes in France...
@ No country without friends. Good evening.

I AM LIKE A COMPUTER
I am lik a computer,
I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

DEAR GOD...
Dear God, thank U 4 making me healthy.
Can U also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.

WE CAN NEVER SAY...
We can never say how far our friendship wud go and how long we'll stay together. All I know is that even if we'll be miles apart, you'll forever remain in my heart.

WORDS BEGIN WITH...
Words begin with ....A....B....C....
Numbers begin with....1....2....3....
Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....
BUT....? FRIENDSHIP begins with....''You&Me''.

DON'T LOVE A FRIEND WHO HURTS U
Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U.
Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.

THANK U 4 TOUCHING MY LIFE...
Thank U 4 touching my life in ways U may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like U - a precious gift from God.

IF U R A CHOCOLATE...
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a star u r the brightest,
& since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!

A COIN IS EASY TO EARN...
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I send sms to u, but it's okay because I got u.

WHEN DOES A FRIEND BECOMES A BEST FRIEND
Wen does a friend becomes a best friend?
Wen his dialouge, "I care for U" converts into "I wil kill U if you don't care for me"

SOMETIMES...
Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my sms doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u, I’m just giving u time to miss me!

WHAT IS A FRIEND
What is a friend?
He looks out 4 u, inspires u, laughs with u, cries with u,
understands u, guides u and walks with u. That's what a friend is... u.

THE ONE WHO LIKES YOU MOST...
The one who likes u most, sometimes hurts u,
but again he is the only one who feels ur pain.

FRIENDS ARE LIKE MANGOES
Friends are like mangoes...
you'll never know which is sweet and which is not.
Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mango in U!

50 YEARS FROM NOW...
50 years from now, I'd be so old I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u. I might.. but I won't.

FLOWERS NEED SUNSHINE...
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need U.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with U will never die.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.

A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO...
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

IT TAKES...
It takes half our life to find true frnds & half of it keeping them.
i'm very very lucky to have spent less then half my life finding u & wish to spend the keeping u!

IT MUST HAVE BEEN...
I must hav been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as U are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if U promise to..

HOLD 10 ROSES IN YOUR HAND...
Hold 10 Roses in ur hand & stand opposite of the mirror,
U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful rose in the World is U my dear friend...